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Airbag Assaults Airhead Attempting Apple Acquisition

A while back, a dumb, California guy crashed his vehicle into the storefront of a closed Apple retail store.

He was subsequently arrested by police.

Someone should have told him that having an apple a day doesn’t mean stealing them.

I wonder if the idiot had Collision Insurance on his car.

I can see another headline…”Apple Aggressor Apprehended”.


A guy smashed through a closed storefront.

It wasn’t one of those movie stunts.

He was after some gear,

Without any fear.

It turned out to be an unfruitful hunt.


© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh

California’s Drunken Spending Spree!

News Flash… California is SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS in the RED.

Hold on to your wallets.

California’s Gov., Jerry Brown made a pitch to voters for TAX HIKES and deeper spending cuts. I guess he doesn’t realize that people (and their money) are fleeing California for tax friendlier places. Spending cuts? Dream on Jerry.

Californians, you got what you asked for when you re-elected J.B.

Socialism is great until you run out of other people’s money!


California is now out of money,

To me that is awfully funny,

They spend more than they make,

Millions still on the “take”,

I guess CA is not very sunny.

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