A Michigan woman was texting while walking. She fell off a pier into a river. No injuries, except maybe her pride.
Here’s my take on it:
A woman was texting one day,
She did it in her unique way;
She fell off a pier,
The river was near,
Wet butt was the price she did pay.
Humorous Interludes by Ron Yarosh 
Comments on: "Underwater texting" (2)
What happened to that woman wasn’t so bad, but here in Florida, a twenty year old was texting while driving and killed a child. I see texters/talkers all the time while driving. You can always tell their on the phone because they are driving 10/20 MPH under the speed limit, and they weave back and forth.
It truly makes you wonder how many text induced accidents there are.
Great little verse By the way. I wonder if my kids will appreciate it.