Fourteen teenage gang members were arrested after accepting a Facebook friend request. They bragged about their crimes. Their new friend turned out to be a policeman.
Here are some suitable headlines…
Cop captures crooks.
Teens tagged for telling truthful tales.
Some criminal teens were heard bragging,
Not of fighting, or speeding or dragging,
They told of real crimes,
More than nickels and dimes,
They got caught cuz their IQs were sagging.