Researchers running around in white lab coats (you know what I mean) have developed a new way to store electricity. They’ve made a T-shirt which can act like a battery. It can be used to charge all your power hungry devices.
Finally, something without the disclosure, “Batteries not included.”
I wonder…
Would you buy it with a charge card?
If they did it with Bermudas would you have a short circuit?
Is it washable? If so, would you get a shock touching it when it’s wet?
If you sweat too much, or get caught in the rain, will you get electrocuted?
I hope you don’t charge the shirt by putting your finger into a socket.
Hmmm…
Charge things with your new shirt?
I guess it’s okay if it works;
No batteries needed,
The shirt’s newly treated,
I guess next they’ll try it on skirts.
Humorous Interludes by Ron Yarosh 
Comments on: "You’ll get a charge out of this one…" (6)
LOL
(OH OH Pun moments??)
Catch 22, if one tried to wear a pair to bed to bring back that spark.
That would be shocking.
Oh geez, can you imagine a men’s pair of pants short circuiting?
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We will be so Powerful when we wear this shirt! 🙂
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