M.I.T. has really been busy lately. Here’s another tidbit.
M.I.T. researchers have developed a new high tech coating for the inside of plastic ketchup bottles. It will allow the ketchup to pour out quickly.
Just think. We now can cut seconds of agony from our lives.
And, no more dirty fingers in the ketchup bottle.
I’ll still be seeing red, but much faster.
Hmmm…
A new coating to help ketchup pour,
Who could ask for anything more?
It comes out quite fast,
For my fine repast,
This has ended the pouring uproar.
Humorous Interludes by Ron Yarosh 
Comments on: "Ketchup Has Finally Caught Up" (2)
I’ve used the knife from time to time myself.
I heard about his. I was always taught to stick a knife in the glass bottle of ketchup to get it to come out. Besides you know that the manufacturer of those ketchup bottles were only trying to fight against America’s obesity percentage. I always broke a sweat trying to get the damn ketchup out!