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My stars! Heavens to Betsy!

Look! It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s an incomplete Horror-scope.

To our chagrin, Virgo and Libra were inadvertently left out of this week’s Horror-scope.

After studying the star charts, we now know the reason why.

With Uranus and Saturn in opposition, it was predicted that Virgo and Libra would be left out of our post for the week of Sept. 2, 2012.

Obviously the charts were 100 % right. It was an unfortunate oversight.

The person responsible for the glitch, has been sent on holiday to have his brain reconfigured. He will be forced to listen to pod-casts of The Dennis Miller Radio Show.

Now, here are the readings for our two lost children…

Virgo… Mars is on the cusp with Saturn’s ninth house. Your brush with death will be full of latex paint.

Libra… The sun is in trine with the juxtaposition of Pluto. You will awaken to find yourself out of proportion.

Thank you, rachnasirtaj (www.motivatedSoul.com) for your keen observation. Your box of Godiva chocolates is on its way. Unfortunately the office staff ate all the candy inside, but you may have the box as a small token of our appreciation if we can get someone to drive to the Post Office and send it out. Right now, everyone except your humble host is asleep. There is no telling when they might  awaken. So, if you don’t receive the package, you can be sure that we did have you in mind, and you will remain in our thoughts until we are distracted by the some trivial event, such as the blinking of the eye. But let it be known that we do love you here at Horror-scope Central. Have a horrifically and horoscopically satisfying day.

 

Comments on: "OOPS! Horror-scope for the week of Sept. 2, 2012 Correction…" (6)

  1. You are welcome. Have a great day.

  2. Hah !! Out of proportion you say ? That’s how we generally roll, my friend 😛 And hey, thank you for the thought of the box of chocolates without the chocolates in it…very appreciated 😀 and of course thank you also for restoring my balance…I now feel ‘equally’ nutty on all sides 😀

  3. I have to set my clock back just so I don’t stay so far in the future, being ahead is hard.

  4. Thanks. I’ve never been forgiven by someone down under before. BTW did you know that when you send me a comment, I have to turn my monitor upside down to read it? That makes it difficult to type an answer, but hey anything for a friend.

  5. **It happens to the best of us, mate. As long as it isn’t our star sign, mistakes are fine, and I’ll forgive ya.

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