A woman fell off a 60 foot cliff while texting.
She suffered multiple injuries as a result.
I think she also fractured her reputation.
Too bad she didn’t have a jet pack smart phone app.
Then again, she probably wouldn’t have thought of using it.
We are not sure who she was texting at the time. It might have been her Guardian Angel.
A text-er fell off a cliff,
She’s lucky that she’s not a stiff,
A sixty foot fall,
While making a call,
It’s something that we can all riff.