According the U.S. Transportation Security Administration (TSA), they will be scrapping those nasty, controversial image scanners at airports.
Well the show is over for those TSA folks.
I guess its back to naughty photos on their cell phones.
Then again, they may be up to something even more cunning and controversial.
For now, it may even speed up those lingering long security lines by a few seconds.
TSA’s getting rid of the nudes,
We all thought it was really quite rude,
The scanners are toast,
We won, we can boast,
What’s next on their minds that is crude?