With the upcoming Super Bowl on the horizon, I thought this item would be appropriate.
Some unsatisfied, stat starved spectator has developed a robot containing a nauseating number of sobering sports statistics.
As if we don’t hear an apoplectic amount of them as it is.
Apparently Robbie the Robot Reporter (not its real name) can be used for any game with remarkable results.
I wonder if it gives betting odds for sporting events.
A regular robot reporter?
I’m not sure I could be a supporter;
It would know all the stats,
Of this and of that,
But it could always become out of order.