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Airbag Assaults Airhead Attempting Apple Acquisition


A while back, a dumb, California guy crashed his vehicle into the storefront of a closed Apple retail store.

He was subsequently arrested by police.

Someone should have told him that having an apple a day doesn’t mean stealing them.

I wonder if the idiot had Collision Insurance on his car.

I can see another headline…”Apple Aggressor Apprehended”.

Hmmm…

A guy smashed through a closed storefront.

It wasn’t one of those movie stunts.

He was after some gear,

Without any fear.

It turned out to be an unfruitful hunt.

 

© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh

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