A certain young man (name withheld to avoid embarrassment) decided to text while driving.
While doing so, he drove his car over a cliff.
Gee. I hope he wasn’t trying to drop someone off.
I wonder if he texted for an ambulance.
He survived the crash and is now warning people of the dangers of texting while driving.
I understand he still has a problem. He continues to text while lecturing.
A guy drove his car off a cliff,
His brain was somewhere adrift.
He texted at the wheel,
His breaks never squealed.
He’s lucky that he’s not a stiff.
© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh