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According to the UPI news wire, Corpus Christi police arrested an 18-year-old woman who led them on a rather wild auto chase.

She was wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots.

We are not sure of the brand.

Also, there was no horse in sight.

At about three in the morning, officers responded to a call by a citizen regarding a suspicious person in the area.

The cops found Taylor Burnham, an 18 year old female, standing next to a Jeep Wrangler wearing nothing but her boots.

Burnham then jumped into the driver’s seat of the Wrangler and led police on a slow-speed chase into a nearby subdivision.

They say she drove onto a sidewalk before coming to a stop.

Ms. Taylor, who appeared to be intoxicated, was charged with misdemeanor drunk driving.

She was also charged with evading arrest in a vehicle.

Police said they do not know why Burnham was driving in the nude.

The girl was released Monday after posting $3,500 bond.

There are unsubstantiated rumors that police officers were fighting over who would take her mug shot.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02/14/Police-Naked-cowgirl-drove-drunk/UPI-27361329240189/#ixzz2ZEraUzmp

 

Hmmm…

A young girl was driving quite nude,

Someone saw it and thought it was crude,

She ran all over town,

The police chased her down,

They said she was really quite stewed.

 

She was driving around in her boots,

It’s something that she cannot refute,

They took her to jail,

She got out on bail,

But she did violate some statutes.

 

© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh

Comments on: "Nutty Nude’s Naughty Night" (2)

  1. LOL Some boots and some booty on a not so cutie. (I saw her mug shot.)

  2. I was not in the nude, your Honour – why, I had my boots on.

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