Airbag Assaults Airhead Attempting Apple Acquisition
A while back, a dumb, California guy crashed his vehicle into the storefront of a closed Apple retail store.
He was subsequently arrested by police.
Someone should have told him that having an apple a day doesn’t mean stealing them.
I wonder if the idiot had Collision Insurance on his car.
I can see another headline…”Apple Aggressor Apprehended”.
A guy smashed through a closed storefront.
It wasn’t one of those movie stunts.
He was after some gear,
Without any fear.
It turned out to be an unfruitful hunt.