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This Item Is Really Taxing…


Many U.S. state governments have voted to tax on-line purchases made in their states.

They want companies like Amazon to collect the fees.

Soon we’ll be paying taxes just to surf the net. What’s the web coming to?

Hmmm…

A tax will be added on line,

Don’t charge it and get a big fine;

They’ll take out the cash,

It’s really quite rash,

I’d laugh but the money is mine.

Hackers Hefty Heist


Imagine this:

Some beady eyed hackers have stolen around 78 million from banks using a malware virus called Zeus.

Of course that doesn’t beat the trillions of dollars the U.S. government is wasting. Who’s the bigger crook?

See, your mother was right. Hiding your money under your mattress is safer.

Hmmm…

Hackers are stealing from banks,

They get money without saying thanks,

They use what’s called Zeus,

It’s pure banking abuse,

They get Deutsche Marks as well as French Francs

Big Brother Strikes Again!


The US Congress has introduced a bill which will require black boxes in vehicles. If it passes all vehicles made in the U.S. will have the recorders installed. The government will be able to see where we go, and how we drive our vehicles.

Talk about an invasion of privacy.

Hmmm…

U.S. cars may all get a black box,

The government will make the box talk;

It will tell where we’ve been,

Again and again,

An intrusion worse than the Small Pox.

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