According to unnamed sources, a Chinese computer hacker broke into the White House computer network.
The hacker even saw sensitive nuclear codes and commands.
It happened after someone in the White House opened a phishing email.
So, if you have any secret information, like your weight or shoe size, stay away from phishing emails.
The Chinese are hacking the white house,
They know every click from the First Mouse.
They saw our nuke codes,
The bombs with their loads,
They may have some dirt on the First Spouse.