Robot Reporter Retorts for Sports
With the upcoming Super Bowl on the horizon, I thought this item would be appropriate.
Some unsatisfied, stat starved spectator has developed a robot containing a nauseating number of sobering sports statistics.
As if we don’t hear an apoplectic amount of them as it is.
Apparently Robbie the Robot Reporter (not its real name) can be used for any game with remarkable results.
I wonder if it gives betting odds for sporting events.
A regular robot reporter?
I’m not sure I could be a supporter;
It would know all the stats,
Of this and of that,
But it could always become out of order.
Now people are analyzing sleep patterns to determine what kind of paintings the patterns would produce.
Someone in a hotel has hooked up over 80 bed sensors to a robot that can paint to find that out.
Could it be Renoir the Robot?
I’m not sure how a robot’s sleep patterns correlate to a human’s.
Besides, who ever heard of a robot sleeping. Turned off maybe, but sleeping?
I wonder what kind of painting a nightmare would produce.
Maybe it would be a portrait of Freddie, or Jason, or maybe Lady Gaga.
Make a painting in your sleep?
Is it something you would keep?
Is it different when you sleep deep?
Is it something that would make you weep?
Or is it something that should be bleeped?