Researchers running around in white lab coats (you know what I mean) have developed a new way to store electricity. They’ve made a T-shirt which can act like a battery. It can be used to charge all your power hungry devices.
Finally, something without the disclosure, “Batteries not included.”
Would you buy it with a charge card?
If they did it with Bermudas would you have a short circuit?
Is it washable? If so, would you get a shock touching it when it’s wet?
If you sweat too much, or get caught in the rain, will you get electrocuted?
I hope you don’t charge the shirt by putting your finger into a socket.
Charge things with your new shirt?
I guess it’s okay if it works;
No batteries needed,
The shirt’s newly treated,
I guess next they’ll try it on skirts.