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Security Schmucks Shock Shocked Shopper
A 44 year old woman was tased when she apparently resisted arrest at a New Hampshire Apple Store.
She wanted to buy more IPhones than the store allowed.
The store had a limit of two.
She supposedly had five phones (and sixteen thousand dollars) in her possession to buy IPhones for her family members in China.
The woman only spoke Chinese which added to the confusion.
How do you say law suit in Chinese?
I guess the poor soul forgot the wise words of Confucius who said, “When buying IPhones, stick to the limit or electric wires will stick to you.”
Hmmm…
An Apple store patron was tased,
Her eyes were all runny and glazed,
She had too many phones,
She made many low moans,
The family is rightly amazed.
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