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WORDPRESS PROBLEMS GALORE


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All of a sudden WP isn’t working properly. When I try to like someone’s post, I get a 1/2 second popup box (white and blank) and the like doesn’t get recorded on the site. Anyone else having that problem? Bottom line, it won’t let me like anybody’s posts now.

And, the contact form for WP won’t work either. Which means they won’t help me on this.

Plus, the whole interface has changed as well. I have to jump through more hoops now to do a post.

Finally, the new Apple APP won’t work either. It won’t accept my WP user/password info???

Anyone else having these problems?

I’m getting ready to find another way to post.

WHY IN #@**# CAN’T WP PROVIDE PROPER HELP SERVICES, LIKE A LIVE CHAT TO RESOLVE PROBLEMS?

Your HORROR – Scope for the week of: Feb. 21st, 2016


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Hi there people of Earth.

The charts have been scoured once again to glean the best of the best of predictions for your future.

Let me just say one thing. Pain is in the air.

This week’s pile of you know what includes: beer, taste buds, and the ever popular, lawn jockeys.

Enjoy

Aries… Uranus is trans-conjunctive now. That’s not a good sign for an Aries. In the future, you will be flashed by someone with a flashlight. You will not be happy about it… even though it will enlighten you.

Taurus… Saturn is semi-distal now. That foretells problems for you. In the future, your enemies will hijack your taste buds. The police will later find them scratched, dented, and abandoned in a bad part of town. Your insurance won’t cover the damages.

Gemini… Pluto is in his fourth house plagued with a bedbug problem. That’s bad for you. In the future, you will be too embarrassed to say the word harbinger in public. It will curtail your socializing.

Cancer… The Moon is in full phazer power at the moment, and running low on energy. That’s not a good sign for a Cancer. In the future you will either fall from grace, or get slapped in the face. In either case, it will not be pleasant. Much angst will follow.

Leo… The Sun is peri-hedral now. That’s never good for a Libra. In the future, you will take the day off to watch a baseball playoff. It will bore you to tears or cause you to dunk for leeches. Let us know how that works out.

Virgo… Mercury is trans-conductal at the moment. That’s never good for a Virgo. In the future you will awaken with a fear of beers, which will bring you to tears. Let us know how that works out for you.

Libra… Mars is sub-junctive at the moment. That’s never a good sign for a Libra. In the future you will create a new flavor jellybean called, “Wet dog rolled in crap”. Except for Dennis Miller, no one will buy them. You will lose all and become depressed.

Scorpio… The Earth is rising at to fast a rate. That’s not good for a Scorpio. In the future your paranoia will cause you to petition the government to require everyone who leaves their dwelling to have an Exit Visa. You will be ignored.

Sagittarius… Saturn is in semi-drexel mode now. That’s always bad for a Sagittarius. In the future, you will consult an electrician to convert your power strip into an exotic dancer. Let us know how that works out for you.

Capricorn… Venus is in its third house mopping up after a flood. It’s not going well. That’s bad for you. In the future you will spend many months and all your money writing a book called, “How To Tame a Truffle”. Only a few chefs will buy a copy. You won’t be happy about that.

Aquarius…Jupiter is post-phasing now. That’s always a bad sign. One day, in the future, you will start a foundation to provide race horses for all lawn jockeys. It will be a losing proposition.

Pisces… Neptune is rising when it’s supposed to be falling. That’s a bad sign for a Pisces. In the future, after considering the large number of things and people that vanish into thin air, you will lobby the government to make the air thicker. People will think you are weird and avoid you.

And…remember what Weird Al says about astrology in his song, “Your Horoscope For Today”:

“Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.”

© 2016 Ronald J. Yarosh

All rights reserved

A Whale of a Time


I saw this video, which I thought was very nice, but not necessarily humorous.

The people involved look surprised.

You may want to have a towel handy.

I hope you enjoy it…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyN9YNW3sKc&feature=youtu.be

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!


V-Day

Monkey Business for an Ape.


You may have already seen this funny video on YouTube. If not here’s the link….

http://mom.me/in-the-loop/26414-orangutan-rofls-magic-trick/

Your HORROR – Scope for the week of: Jan. 24th, 2016


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Welcome back seekers of prognostication.

Once again, the charts challenge you’re ability to endure.

This weeks forecast includes: compost, beards, and the ever popular solar squirrels.

 Enjoy…

Aries… Uranus is in its second house trying to get rid of some solar squirrels. It’s not going well. That’s a bad sign for an Aries. In the distant future, while trying to get into “The Guinness Book of World Records”, you will attempt to swallow a full size kimono. It won’t go well. Your attempt will fail. Depression will follow.

Taurus… Venus is in its third house cleaning up after a solar dust storm. It’s not going very well. That’s bad for you. In the future, you will try to blow bubbles with a bubula while chewing bubblegum. It won’t go well. You’ll throw yourself on the ground, and cry a lot.

Gemini… Mars is quadra-linear to Gemini now. That means trouble. In the future you will spend many years writing a book called, “How To Calm Your Cockerel”. Only a few chicken farmers will buy a copy. You will sink into a deep depression and never eat eggs again.

Cancer… The Moon is in di-ecliptic now. That’s never a good sign. In the future you will spend many years writing a book called, ”How To Compose Yourself With Compost.” Only a few gardeners, and Dennis Miller will buy a copy. You will be greatly embarrassed, and you will attempt to repaint your green thumb.

Leo… Pluto is in its sixth house looking for some dog biscuits. It’s not going well. That’s bad for you. In the distant future, you will be jumped by someone in a jumpsuit. It won’t end well. Sorry about that.

Virgo… Mars is in hi-urinal position now. That’s never been a good sign for a Virgo. In the future you will spend many years writing a book called, “Little Known Facts About Fatheads.” You will only sell one copy. Dennis Miller will buy it, because he will think it’s a biography of him. You will become depressed and cry a lot.

Scorpio… Mercury is semi-conjunctive give now. That’s never good for a Scorpio. One day, you’ll be shocked at the prices of electric blankets. You will suddenly realize what the word “inflation” means, but it will be too late for you. You will sink into a deep depression and moan a lot.

Sagittarius… Venus is cross tangent to Sagittarius now. That’s always a bad sign for a Sagittarius. One day in the future, you will hold a grudge until your hands get tired. Then you’ll drop it. It will land on your foot and injure you. Ouch!

Capricorn… Saturn is tri-gential to Capricorn now. That’s a terrible sign for a Capricorn. Sometime in the future, your enemies will try to giftwrap your voice box. It will be very painful, but you’ll survive. Afterwards, your voice will sound like Pee-wee Herman.

Aquarius… Neptune is cross-conjunctive now. That’s never a good sign for an Aquarius. Your friends will not appreciate it when you try to donate their blood. You will find yourself alone and afraid.

Pisces… The Earth is in tera-hedral position now. That’s a bad sign for a Pisces. In the future you will spend many years writing a book called, “How to Brush Your Baby’s Beard”. Only a few barbers will buy a copy. People will think you are weird and avoid you. Depression will follow.

And…remember what Weird Al says about astrology in his song, “Your Horoscope For Today”:

“Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.”

© 2016 Ronald J. Yarosh

All rights reserved

The Fortune Cookie For Jan 22nd, 2016


 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for stopping by Humorous Interludes.

From time to time I will share the “fortune” I find in a fortune cookie I just opened.

I received a large box of them after winning a life changing “contest” I described in this blog on November 4, 2014. The link is:

https://ronyaroshauthor.wordpress.com/2014/11/04/fortune-cookie-fortune-for-today/?preview=true&preview_id=1870&preview_nonce=733c1575df&post_format=standard

If you are a new reader of, “The Fortune Cookie”, you should read the fortune cookie story “contest” I just mentioned above. It might make more sense.

Here’s the fortune cookie “thought” for the day:

“If you hate haters you will hate yourself.”

I hope you found it enlightening, or thought provoking, or weird, or whimsical, or funny, or just plain satisfying like a good cup of coffee, tea, or a bottle of fine wine.

As Paul Harvey used to say, “Good day”.

© 2016 Ronald J. Yarosh

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Your HORROR – Scope for the week of: Jan. 17th, 2016


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Hello you wonderful people of wonderment.

We have scoured the charts again for your dining and dancing pleasure.

Once again the celestial bodies are foreboding.

Hopefully, by now you’re getting used to it.

If not, you might want to seek the help of a witch doctor.

This week’s conglomeration contains zest, wasps, and the ever popular, puss.

Enjoy…

Ares… Pluto is in dual-quadrinal mode now. That’s not good for an Aries. In the future, you will feel and smell a lot better after you take the rotten eggs out of your underwear.

Taurus… Mercury is in fast acceleration now toward the cusp of Taurus. That’s never a good indicator. In the not too distant future your enemies will try to use you as zest in a soup recipe. It will be quite painful.

Gemini… Mars is in Hexi-oppositional mode now. That foretells problems for you. One day, you will meet an instigator or an alligator. In either case it won’t be a very good outcome for you.

Cancer… The Moon is trying to sell its seventh house but hasn’t had much luck. That’s a bad sign for a Cancer. One day in the future, you’re enemies will force you to handle a bag of live wasps while listening to an album buy Sting. Ouch!

Leo… The sun is tired of being the center of things. That’s not good for a Leo. One day, you will find a carbuncle on your favorite uncle. You will become nauseous after you suck out the puss. Yuck!

Virgo… The Earth is hexi-dimentional now. That will bring you problems. In the future you will try to convince the world that you can warm up some cold, hard, facts. People will think you are loony and avoid you.

Libra… Venus is in his third house dealing with some squatters. It’s not going well. That foretells problems for you. One day, you’re hair will suddenly become wavy. As a result, many surfers will bug you.

Scorpio… Uranus is semi-dimensional now. That’s never good for a Scorpio. One day, you will attempt to walk around the globe wearing just a rubber robe. It will be hot, sticky, and greatly uncomfortable.

Sagittarius… Saturn is in ultra-tri-modal position now. That’s a problem indicator for Sagittarius. In the future, you will become excessively wild over Oscar Wilde and Wiley Coyote. People will think you’re weird and shun you.

Capricorn… Jupiter is in oppositional alignment to Capricorn. That’s always a bad sign for a Capricorn. In the far future, you will spend many months and lots of money researching and writing a book called, “How To Pick a Pig in a Poke for Fun and Profit”. Only a few pig farmers, and Dennis Miller will buy a copy. You will become depressed.

Aquarius… The Earth is in its hexi-longitudinal axis now. That’s never good for an Aquarius. Someday you will suffer from uncontrollable shivers while sitting Shiva. You’ll be very uncomfortable.

Pisces… The moon is semi-quadrinal now. That’s not a good sign for a Pisces. In the future, your enemies will try to launch you into space so you could wish upon a star (actually on a star). Bring something warm to wear, (at least for a while).

And…remember what Weird Al says about astrology in his song, “Your Horoscope For Today”:

“Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.”

© 2016 Ronald J. Yarosh

All rights reserved

Funny Doodle Selection


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Happy New Year!!!


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