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Females Find Frequent Flier Fits


Apparently, the tiny metal fasteners on some bras have been triggering alarms on airport security systems — a potentially embarrassing scenario.

In response, a Japanese company is reported to be developing a metal-free bra, dubbed the Frequent Fliers’ Bra.

It will incorporate resinous wires and nonmagnetic metal hooks that don’t set off metal-detector alarms.

Sorry TSA agents.

You can see more at…

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2001-11-01/lifestyle/0110310437_1_bra-security-alarms-wearer

Hmmm…

We now have the frequent flier bra

It’s something to behold with awe.

If you wear this brassier,

You have nothing to fear.

Let’s hope it’s made without flaws.

To get through security quick,

It’s the bra that you should now pick.

It won’t set off alarms,

It will cause no one harm,

And it won’t even make you airsick.

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