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Shark Snags Shooter’s System

An underwater photographer lost his camera  while he was fishing for a good shot.

The camera was taken by a shark.

The swimmer was mugged by a shark.

If  there was a photo of the event, I guess it could be called a mug shot.

You just can’t trust those scary, slippery, spineless, scale-less, sea monsters.

Just joking. They’re not really sea monsters, unless you’re being attacked by one.

I wonder if the shark took the photographer’s picture with its new camera.

The fish is probably showed it to his family and friends along with his vacation photos.

By the way, it wasn’t a Loan shark, but it was a lone shark.


A camera was taken by a shark,

While the owner was off on a lark,

The camera was snagged,

It wasn’t a gag,

He yelled an X-Rated remark.

© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh

Gadget Goes Giga

Optical engineers have developed a new camera which has better than 20/20 vision.

It has 98 digital sensors in it.

The camera will make images up to fifty gigapixels in resolution.

Don’t hold your breath on this development.  It won’t be available to consumers for a while.

It could take gigamonths.


There’s a camera with pretty good vision,

It takes pictures with real precision;

When you blow up a shot,

You will see quite a lot,

You may even see nuclear fission.

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