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The Fortune Cookie For: Jan 24th, 2015


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Thanks for stopping by Humorous Interludes.

From time to time I will share the “fortune” I find in a fortune cookie I just opened.

I received a large box of them after winning a life changing “contest” I described in this blog on November 4, 2014.

If you are a new reader of, The Fortune Cookie, you should read the fortune cookie story “contest” I just mentioned above. It might make more sense.

Here’s the fortune cookie “thought” for today:

“An obstetrician is basically a high priced delivery person.”

I hope you found it enlightening, or thought provoking, or weird, or whimsical, or funny, or just plain satisfying like a good cup of coffee, tea, or a bottle of fine wine.

As Paul Harvey used to say, “Good day”.

© 2015 Ronald J. Yarosh

All rights reserved

The Fortune Cookie For: Jan 21st, 2015


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Thanks for stopping by Humorous Interludes.

From time to time I will share the “fortune” I find in a fortune cookie I just opened.

I received a large box of them after winning a life changing “contest” I described in this blog on November 4, 2014.

If you are a new reader of, The Fortune Cookie, you should read the fortune cookie story “contest” I just mentioned above. It might make more sense.

Here’s the fortune cookie “thought” for today:

“Poetic license never expires.”

I hope you found it enlightening, or thought provoking, or weird, or whimsical, or funny, or just plain satisfying like a good cup of coffee, tea, or a bottle of fine wine.

As Paul Harvey used to say, “Good day”.

© 2015 Ronald J. Yarosh

All rights reserved

Your Fortune Cookie For Today: Nov. 12th, 2014


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Thanks for stopping by Humorous Interludes.

From time to time I will share the “fortune” I find in a fortune cookie I just opened.

I received a large box of them after winning a life changing “contest” I described in this blog on November 4, 2014.

Here’s today’s fortune cookie thought for today:

“No matter how hard you try, you will not calm Beef Jerky by giving it a tranquilizer.”

I hope you found it enlightening, or thought provoking, or weird, or whimsical, or funny, or just plain satisfying like a good cup of coffee or a glass of fine wine.

As Paul Harvey used to say, “Good day.”

 

Your Fortune Cookie For Today Nov. 11th, 2014


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Thanks for stopping by Humorous Interludes.

From time to time I will share the “fortune” contained in a fortune cookie I just opened.

I received a large box of them after winning a contest I described in this blog on November 4, 2014.

You may want to read the backstory first.

Then again, you may not. It’s entirely up to you.

But, I think you really should read it in order to get the full impact it’s had on my life, and/or, death.

Here’s today’s fortune cookie reveal.

I hope you find this enlightening:

“The sound of a train whistle will make you yearn for hobos.”

 

© 2014 Ronald J. Yarosh

All rights reserved

Your Fortune Cookie For Today


cookie

Thanks for stopping by Humorous Interludes.

From time to time I will share the “fortune” contained in a fortune cookie I just opened.

I received a large box of them after winning a contest I described in this blog on November 4, 2014.

You may want to read the backstory first.

Then again, you may not. It’s entirely up to you.

But, I think you really should read it in order to get the full impact it’s had on my life, and/or, death.

Here’s today’s fortune cookie reveal.

I hope you find this enlightening:

“You may stumble in life, but it will never fail to get you a laugh.”

Your Fortune Cookie For Today


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Here’s today’s fortune cookie reveal.

I hope you find it enlightening.

Enjoy…

“Synchronicity is the path to serenity or insanity.”

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