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Banger boys busted by bragging.


Fourteen teenage gang members were arrested after accepting a Facebook friend request. They bragged about their crimes. Their new friend turned out to be a policeman.

Here are some suitable headlines…

Cop captures crooks.

Teens tagged for telling truthful tales.

 

Hmmm…

Some criminal teens were heard bragging,

Not of fighting, or speeding or dragging,

They told of real crimes,

More than nickels and dimes,

They got caught cuz their IQs were sagging.

Watch Out…”Spammed” Books Are Here


Not only do we have to watch out for spam in our email, book spammers are selling rip-offs of best-sellers on Amazon to innocent book buyers. In a way it’s weird because many of the stolen books were originally published using Amazon’s self-publishing tool, Create Space.

My humble take on this:

There is a bunch of bad spammers,

They are usually mailbox jammers;

But these guys steal books,

They’re out and out crooks,

Let’s hope they all end up in slammers.

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