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Females Find Frequent Flier Fits


Apparently, the tiny metal fasteners on some bras have been triggering alarms on airport security systems — a potentially embarrassing scenario.

In response, a Japanese company is reported to be developing a metal-free bra, dubbed the Frequent Fliers’ Bra.

It will incorporate resinous wires and nonmagnetic metal hooks that don’t set off metal-detector alarms.

Sorry TSA agents.

You can see more at…

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2001-11-01/lifestyle/0110310437_1_bra-security-alarms-wearer

Hmmm…

We now have the frequent flier bra

It’s something to behold with awe.

If you wear this brassier,

You have nothing to fear.

Let’s hope it’s made without flaws.

To get through security quick,

It’s the bra that you should now pick.

It won’t set off alarms,

It will cause no one harm,

And it won’t even make you airsick.

© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh

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No escape?


There is new wallpaper coming that has particles specially designed to keep Wi-Fi signals from escaping your house. It’s scheduled to go on sale sometime in 2013.

Hmmm….

Wallpaper can block all Wi-Fi,

It sounds like a wonderful buy;

The signal is blocked,

Security is locked,

I think it is something to try.

 

Superman now has competition!


A computer chip has been designed which can turn cell phones into X-ray devices. It enables the phones to see right through plastics, walls, wood, and fabric.

Now you don’t have to buy those x-ray glasses advertised in the back of comic books. And, you can foil the plans of criminals anywhere.

I guess it’s time for lead lined clothing.

Hmmm…

There is a young man I must say,

Whose phone can take mini x-rays;

It sees through your clothes,

Or right through your nose,

If I were you, I’d stay away.

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