A Hopper, skip and a jump.
Dish Network has been sued by Fox, CBS, and NBC over its Hopper DVR. The TIVO like device automatically skips over ads, cutting into broadcasters’ revenue.
God forbid we should miss an advert on TV.
Oh, where did I put that box of tissues? I’m going to ruin the new wood flooring with my copious tears for the networks.
I haven’t felt this bad since my last colonoscopy prep.
Hmmm.
Dish has been sued for its Hopper,
It is a real ad stopper;
It skips over ads,
For me that’s not bad,
I won’t have to watch that floor mopper.
Humorous Interludes by Ron Yarosh 
Rhinoplasty Recipient Really Riled
New York woman in her twenties underwent a rhinoplasty, also known as a Nose Job.
Later she saw, before and after pictures, of her face on the Plastic Surgeon’s website.
Anyone nosing around the web could see them.
She was shocked, especially since signed a form denying permission to use her photos.
So, she is suing the doctor, (and his nose), for a mere eighteen million dollars.
That’s what the doctor gets for sticking his nose into her business.
I don’t want to sound nosey, but what would you do, dear reader, if it happened to you?
Hmmm…
A woman had work on her nose,
Now, the whole darn internet knows,
She gave no permission,
Now the doc has contrition,
A law suit’s the thing that she chose.
Her pics were all over the net,
Something all could easily get,
So she filed a suit
For a pile of loot,
All the doctor can do now is fret.
© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh
All rights reserved.
More at:
http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/doc-posts-womans-nose-job-pics-online-she-sues-18-6C10447496
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