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Bacon Battle Begins


Bacon festival attendees lodge complaints with Maryland attorney general’s office

People are upset that the Beer Bacon Music festival wasn’t really all-you-can-eat.

FREDERICK , Md., May 21 (UPI)

Some bacon fans are getting the authorities involved after they allegedly paid up to $125 for an all-you-can-eat event and only received a few strips.

Multiple Beer Bacon Music festival-goers have complained to the Maryland attorney general’s office after attending the two-day festival in Frederick.

More than 5,000 people attended the festival and they were supposed to get a chance to indulge in two tons of bacon and more than 100 varieties of beer.

Irene Hafner waited for over an hour-and-a-half for her shot at the bacon bar and walked away empty-mouthed. “Not one piece of bacon got in my mouth,” she told the Frederick News-Post. “I got a T-shirt, a turkey sandwich and probably a total of one beer for $125.”

Event promoter Kevin MacFawn said that at least 35 people have asked for refunds but that it’s uncertain whether those requests will be granted.

An attorney who attended the event, James Braswell, said that MacFawn would be hearing from him via a complaint mentioning unfair trade practices and fraud. “If one is going to advertise all-you-can-eat bacon, you better have all-you-can-eat bacon,” he said.

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Some folks got upset over bacon,
Their poor hearts were truly achin’.
Some attendees were surely shaken,
So legal action was taken.

They thought that could eat,
A lot of the tasty treat.
But there wasn’t enough of the meat,
Many customers felt defeat.

They were promised at least two tons,
So that they could have some fun,
Eating bacon with or sans buns,
But they ran out, making folks stunned.

They paid a lot of cash,
For that big bacon bash,
But their hopes were soon dashed,
Now comes a legal clash.

Some people are calling it fraud,
So they called up a legal squad,
To sue, which isn’t so odd,
Over planning that was truly flawed.

© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh
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Rhinoplasty Recipient Really Riled

New York woman in her twenties underwent a rhinoplasty, also known as a Nose Job.

Later she saw, before and after pictures, of her face on the Plastic Surgeon’s website.

Anyone nosing around the web could see them.

She was shocked, especially since signed a form denying permission to use her photos.

So, she is suing the doctor, (and his nose), for a mere eighteen million dollars.

That’s what the doctor gets for sticking his nose into her business.

I don’t want to sound nosey, but what would you do, dear reader,  if it happened to you?


A woman had work on her nose,

Now, the whole darn internet knows,

She gave no permission,

Now the doc has contrition,

A law suit’s the thing that she chose.


Her pics were all over the net,

Something all could easily get,

So she filed a suit

For a pile of loot,

All the doctor can do now is fret.


© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh

All rights reserved.

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Ape’s Apple Antics Amusing

Six orangutans at Jungle Island in Miami are using iPads to draw, play games and expand their vocabulary.

There are now 6 apes using iPads in Miami.

I know what you are thinking, but you are wrong. They’re not lawyers. Well, maybe one of them is a lawyer.

The apes use the device to draw pretty pictures, play computer games, and expand their ever growing vocabularies.

That sure sounds like lawyers antics to me.

Soon they will be ordering their meals with the pads. Who knows. Maybe they will write letters to PETA.

After that they plan to start spamming us, so watch out.


Apes are now using the iPad.

Can’t tell if they’re happy or sad;

They play games and draw,

Learn words like macaw,

Their progress makes researchers glad.

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