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Mayor Mistakenly Mourns Man


SEATTLE –

The Seattle mayor’s office apologized for a news release mourning the death of a community advocate who turned out to be alive and well.

Mayor Ed Murray’s press secretary, Rosalind Brazel, emailed a news release Thursday featuring the mayor’s comments on the death of Jim Diers, a “former Seattle Department of Neighborhoods Director and community advocate,” KIRO-TV, Seattle, reported Friday.

“I’m very saddened by the death of Jim Diers,” the news release quoted the mayor as saying. “He was an innovator in bringing communities together and made a significant contribution to the foundation that makes Seattle special. His work with neighborhoods was passionate and progressive. His service to this city was unmeasurable. My thoughts go out to the Diers family. He will be missed.”

However, Brazel sent out a second email 29 minutes later with “CORRECTION” written in the subject line.
“The Mayor’s office was mistakenly informed of the death of Jim Diers,” Brazel wrote. “He is alive and well.”

Read more @ http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/28/Seattle-mayor-mourns-still-living-community-leader/UPI-81541393612606/#ixzz2ulFVKXUp

Hmmm…

A Mayor said a man was dead,
That is what the press release said,
The news story then quickly spread,
But the guy was alive instead.

The Mayor said the man would be missed,
His accomplishments made a large list,
But the story had a Hitchcock twist,
The great man did not cease to exist.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/28/Seattle-mayor-mourns-still-living-community-leader/UPI-81541393612606/#ixzz2ulFVKXUp

You’re Fired!


Aviva, an international investment firm accidentally sent a, “You’re fired!” email to 1,300 of its workers. They quickly corrected the error.

Hmmm…

There once was a girl who was hired,

Shortly after she found herself fired,

It was a mistake,

What a fortunate break,

It’s a job that she really desired.

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