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Burger King Broadens Breakfast


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TOKYO, May 1 (UPI) –

The fast food breakfast war in Japan is in full effect and Burger King has decided to enter the fray with a new offering — a SPAM and cheese burger.

BK Japan’s SPAM & Cheese, which comes on a whole-wheat bun with usual burger fixings like pickles, mayo and lettuce, is priced at $3.42 and comes with a coffee or juice.

Other new breakfast items at BK Japan include a BK Hot Dog with ketchup and mustard, a Bolognese Burger with tomato sauce or a BLT Burger.

This is apparently not the first time that BK Japan has chosen to put SPAM on its menu.

The chain also debuted a line of mini SPAM sliders in June 2011 that were marketed towards Japanese women with the slogan, “What women want, what women get.”

The Huffington Post reported that Burger King’s Hawaiian locations started selling a SPAM Platter — which featured two slices of the canned meat with white rice and scrambled eggs — in 2007.

Read more @: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/05/01/Burger-King-introduces-SPAM-and-cheese-burger-in-Japan-for-breakfast/7611398966149/#ixzz30V9zh85B

Hmmm…

BK is serving SPAM and cheese,
They’re hoping that it will soon please,
The breakfast hungry Japanese,
Selling it should be a real breeze.

They’re putting it on a wheat bun,
They’re hoping that it won’t be shunned,
When the breakfast day is all done,
In the land of the rising sun.

They tried SPAM on other isles,
They sure got a lot of smiles,
In their new Hawaiian trials,
The data’s in their files.

Now, will a BK one day,
Serve SPAM in the USA?
Will we see it on display?
It could be a daring play.

SPAM’s served with most anything,
Just plain or with lots of bling,
It could be the new dining thing,
That would make BK registers ring.

© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh
All rights reserved

Softpedia Says Scary Spam Scams


According to Softpedia, another IRS malware campaign has been spotted in the wild and even though the message is new, the way it functions remains the same.

Unsuspecting victims receive an email which seems to come from the much feared U.S institution, The Internal Revenue Service (IRS), with the subject, “Federal Tax Report”.

It contains a message that reads something like, “There are arrears reckoned on your account over a period of 2010-2011 year.”

It continues, “You will find all calculations according to your financial debt, enclosed. Sincerely, IRS.”

More information about this news item can be found at: 

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Federal-Tax-Report-Emails-Spread-IRS-Malware-225611.shtml

Hmmm…

Some malware is going around,

In IRS emails it’s found.

It says you owe money,

Now that’s just not funny,

Scams like this really abound.

 

Don’t answer the spam when it comes,

Or you just might send in large sums.

Delete it in haste,

So your cash you won’t waste,

Keep it out of the hands of those bums.

 

© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh

Your HORROR – scope for the week of Nov. 18th, 2012


Aries… Mars is in a perfect aspect now. You will have the urge to buy your boss, brussel sprouts, broccoli, and babka as birthday presents.

Taurus… Pluto is in a whiny mood now. You will be inclined to join a cult which worships Dennis Miller’s underwear.

Gemini… Venus now forms a conjunction to Jupiter. You should eat more cheddar cheese chives until you’re told to stop.

Cancer… The moon is waning now. You will have the urge to shout, “This is a memorable mocha moment”, during office meetings.

Leo… Uranus is on the cusp with itself. You will soon fall in love with a candied cadaver.

Virgo… Mercury is trine with Venus. You will have the uncontrollable urge to answer all the spam emails you get this week.

Libra… Saturn is in opposition to the moon. Everything will be fine. Stop pacing over procuring potential Pesos.

Scorpio… The Earth is in lateral aspect to Jupiter. You will backpack in your black britches to a backgammon game in Bulgaria.

Sagittarius… Mars’ position isn’t favorable now. Just because you put boulders on everything in your dwelling to keep them from floating away doesn’t mean you have rocks in your head. Or does it?

Capricorn… Stop pulling up your shirt while saying, “My navel is in complete agreement.” People can’t stomach that.

Aquarius… Uranus is in its ninth house. Your habit of talking with your hands is okay, but stop telling people your hands talk back.

Pisces…The Sun forms an antagonistic angle to Jupiter and Venus. Your marriage to a muscadine will be miserable.

And remember what Weird Al says about astrology in his song, “Your Horoscope For Today”:

“Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.”

Ape’s Apple Antics Amusing


Six orangutans at Jungle Island in Miami are using iPads to draw, play games and expand their vocabulary.

There are now 6 apes using iPads in Miami.

I know what you are thinking, but you are wrong. They’re not lawyers. Well, maybe one of them is a lawyer.

The apes use the device to draw pretty pictures, play computer games, and expand their ever growing vocabularies.

That sure sounds like lawyers antics to me.

Soon they will be ordering their meals with the pads. Who knows. Maybe they will write letters to PETA.

After that they plan to start spamming us, so watch out.

Hmmm…

Apes are now using the iPad.

Can’t tell if they’re happy or sad;

They play games and draw,

Learn words like macaw,

Their progress makes researchers glad.

And the winner is…


Sophos, a security software developer, reported so far this year India is the top spam-relaying country. It has sent 9.3 percent of spam. The U.S. has sent 8.3 percent.

FYI…I got every one of them.

Hmmm…

India’s the top global spammer,

They often have trouble with grammar,

We get spammed every day,

No more, we all pray,

Don’t they know that spam has no glamour?

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