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Woman Walks Wire

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Here is a photo of Faith Dickey of Austin, Texas (USA), walking the wire during the Women’s Highline Meeting in the Czech Republic.

As you can see, she’s wearing high-heeled shoes.

And, she’s walking on the wire in the rain.

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Walking a wire in the rain,

The woman could not be restrained,

It has been revealed,

She did it in heels,

Her balance was surely sustained.


Faith carefully managed her fear,

While the ground wasn’t so near,

She survived her walk,

Faith does walk the talk,

The crowd reacted with cheers.


She is the first of her kind,

There’s no one else we could find,

Who wore her high heels,

While walking on steel,

Courage has been redefined.


© 2015 Ronald J. Yarosh

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Nutty Nude’s Naughty Night

According to the UPI news wire, Corpus Christi police arrested an 18-year-old woman who led them on a rather wild auto chase.

She was wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots.

We are not sure of the brand.

Also, there was no horse in sight.

At about three in the morning, officers responded to a call by a citizen regarding a suspicious person in the area.

The cops found Taylor Burnham, an 18 year old female, standing next to a Jeep Wrangler wearing nothing but her boots.

Burnham then jumped into the driver’s seat of the Wrangler and led police on a slow-speed chase into a nearby subdivision.

They say she drove onto a sidewalk before coming to a stop.

Ms. Taylor, who appeared to be intoxicated, was charged with misdemeanor drunk driving.

She was also charged with evading arrest in a vehicle.

Police said they do not know why Burnham was driving in the nude.

The girl was released Monday after posting $3,500 bond.

There are unsubstantiated rumors that police officers were fighting over who would take her mug shot.
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A young girl was driving quite nude,

Someone saw it and thought it was crude,

She ran all over town,

The police chased her down,

They said she was really quite stewed.


She was driving around in her boots,

It’s something that she cannot refute,

They took her to jail,

She got out on bail,

But she did violate some statutes.


© 2013 Ronald J. Yarosh

Your HORROR – scope for the week of Oct. 14th, 2012

This week the stellar stars shoot for stunning starlit alliterations in the constellations without constant consternation or constipation.

Hopefully you will have happy, humorous and heartwarming Horror-scopic happenings…

Aries… Saturn is preparing for Halloween. Your date with succulent steamed veggies will go terribly wrong when you suddenly become ravishingly hungry.

Taurus… Jupiter is shopping for a new moon. You will awaken to find yourself on the Canadian border smothered in cold, clammy, Canadian bacon.

Gemini… Saturn is having its rings polished. You will be involved in some chicanery with a chickpea eating chicken in Chicopee, Massachusetts.

Cancer… The moon is going in for maintenance this week. You suddenly have a penchant for parchment, Parcheesi, and par boiled parsnips.

Leo… Mars is on the verge of Venus. While on vacation, you will vie for a viaduct near a villa in Veracruz.

Virgo… Mercury is pondering over appearing in a Reality Show. Your darling doggie wants to do its dastardly doody on the doorstep of Dennis Miller.

Libra… The Earth in its ninth house with a Realtor  You will engage in cogent conversations with a toastmaster, a milquetoast, and Post Toasties.

Scorpio… Pluto hasn’t gotten much sleep lately and is grumpy. Your date with a transient Techno Geek will go wrong when he/she tries to troubleshoot you.

Sagittarius…. Neptune  is considering taking up painting as a hobby. You will awkwardly awaken to discover  that you are a hoax.

Capricorn… Jupiter is thinking of switching orbits with Mars. You will be stopped in your tricky tracks while paying taxes in Texas.

Aquarius… The moon is going in for maintenance this week. You suddenly have a penchant for parchment, Parcheesi, and par boiled parsnips.

Pisces… Mars is having its third house redecorated. You will pucker up to a hockey puck in Pawtucket, Paducah, and Patagonia.

And remember what Weird Al says about astrology in his song, “Your Horoscope For Today”:

“Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.”

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