Stupid Screening Scanners Scrapped
According the U.S. Transportation Security Administration (TSA), they will be scrapping those nasty, controversial image scanners at airports.
Well the show is over for those TSA folks.
I guess its back to naughty photos on their cell phones.
Then again, they may be up to something even more cunning and controversial.
For now, it may even speed up those lingering long security lines by a few seconds.
TSA’s getting rid of the nudes,
We all thought it was really quite rude,
The scanners are toast,
We won, we can boast,
What’s next on their minds that is crude?
Females Find Frequent Flier Fits
Apparently, the tiny metal fasteners on some bras have been triggering alarms on airport security systems — a potentially embarrassing scenario.
In response, a Japanese company is reported to be developing a metal-free bra, dubbed the Frequent Fliers’ Bra.
It will incorporate resinous wires and nonmagnetic metal hooks that don’t set off metal-detector alarms.
Sorry TSA agents.
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We now have the frequent flier bra
It’s something to behold with awe.
If you wear this brassier,
You have nothing to fear.
Let’s hope it’s made without flaws.
To get through security quick,
It’s the bra that you should now pick.
It won’t set off alarms,
It will cause no one harm,
And it won’t even make you airsick.
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